Language of the Soul

Is it just me, or is it when you're sad, and I mean like bawl your eyes out, pillow soaked, can't breathe sad, that music seems to sound so much better?

Even after all this time, the Sun never says to the Earth "You owe me."
Look what happens, with a love like that, It lights the whole sky. - Hafiz

Self Deception

When I find myself in a shitty situation, when living through the next day seems impossible, I tell myself this:

Life doesn't give you what you want, it gives you what you need.

Of course, the tough part, is forcing myself to believe it.

 "The truth will set you free but first it's gonna piss you off" - Gloria Steinem

Joke time!

Not sure if it was the previous joke that was told that made this joke extra funny, but today I laughed so hard at this one I teared up.

A guy is at work when he hears a voice in his head.

"Quit your job. Sell your house. Take the money, and go to Las Vegas"

He ignores the voice, but it keeps coming back.

"Quit your job. Sell your house. Take the money, and go to Las Vegas"

Months go by, and the voice won't stop.

"Quit your job. Sell your house. Take the money, and go to Las Vegas"

Finally the guy can't take it anymore. He quits his job. He sells his house. He takes all the money and buys a plane ticket to Las Vegas.

The second the plane touches down, he hears the voice in his head:

"Go to a casino"

He goes to a casino.

"Find the roulette table"

He finds the roulette table.

"Put everything on 17 Black"

He puts everything on 17 Black.

The dealer spins the wheel. It comes up Red 36.

The voice in his head says..

"Fuck."

 "When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin.  It works not because it answers the question for you, but because when it's in the air, you suddenly know what you're hoping for." - Anonymous

Most Disappointing Game of the Year so far...

Portal 2!

Yup.  :(

Graphics/Sound B (still using source engine I believe, they're probably pushing it's limits now)
Story A
Characters A+
Dialogue/Voice acting A++
Gameplay C-

What a horrible disappointment.  They've dumbed down the game so much.  Now I've heard all the arguments about trying to cater to the "mainstream audience", so that's why they made the game much less challenging than Portal 1.  Portal 1 was about figuring how the puzzle worked, then having the skills necessary to execute the plan.  Portal 2 completely took the skill portion of the game away.  Valve degenerated the game to another "find the next door, find the key to that door" puzzle game.  So Portal 1 had some tough timing and skillshot puzzles, but that's what made it Portal.  The puzzle solving methodology in Portal 2 has been done so many times in so many different games although it is packaged with the pretty wrapping of smart mechanics (portals and gels), excellent story and even better characters.  At it's heart, although Portal 2 is still smart, it's very slow and (story and charcters aside) boring.

Tetris provides more of an adrenaline rush than Portal 2.

Sure, there's still the satisfaction of the "aha!!" moment when you figure out how the room works and then develop the plan to solve the room.  But after that, there's no excitement of actually executing the plan, especially since they handhold you so much throughout the game by limiting the surfaces where you can place portals.  And yes while they put in conversion gel, the gel only made you think outside the box in at most 2 levels.  The rest of the time it was like

1. scan the room for surfaces where I can place portals
2. place the portals in the limited number of surfaces in the room
3. go from portal a to portal b like a drone with no sense of urgency since there were no timing puzzles, no skill needed of placing portals on moving objects or placing portals while flying through the air. 
4. Repeat steps 1-3

In Portal 1, even after you got your ducks in a row, it took skill to shoot those ducks because they would still be moving all around after you lined them up.  In Portal 2, after you lined them up, they just sat there for you and you could shoot one, go make lunch, come back and shoot another one.  In Portal 1, you had much MUCH more freedom to place portals and therefore had to really think of where portals should go. And even after the "aha!!" moment of formulating your plan of how to escape the room, you still have to do some pretty skillful running and gunning in order to succeed in that plan.

With all the hype of the "Portal" name behind it, Portal 2 is a great disappointment.  I wish they would have made the slow paced puzzle solving game and packaged it with another story and called it "Portal - Snail edition" or something and saved this story with the same fast paced puzzle solving from Portal 1 and made that into this current iteration of Portal.  I found myself more interested in the story and advancing the through the game just wanting to listen hilarious dialogue of Wheatley (voiced by the hilarious Stephen Merchant) than actually wanting to complete the rooms and puzzles themselves. 

Valve, the DLC you promised to Portal 2 better be free and give the level of challenge that Portal 1 did.

I guess if Portal 2 was named something totally different and wasn't made by Valve, I probably would have enjoyed the game much more.

"If there is a god, then why did he make me an aethiest?" - Ricky Gervais

Favorite word of the day

Well at least for a little while until I get bored of it.

Copacetic

co·pa·cet·ic

Variant(s): also co·pa·set·ic or co·pe·set·ic \ˌkō-pə-ˈse-tik\

Function: adjective

Etymology: origin unknown

Definition: very satisfactory

“Immature poets imitate; mature poets steal.” - TS Elliot

After all this time...

...was happiness right if front of me all along? Timing, circumstance and opportunity work in ways that I can't comprehend (and probably shouldn't try either). "Things happen for a reason"... they sure do.

"1. Out of clutter, find simplicity. 2. From discord, find harmony. 3. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity." - Albert Einstein

Thank You

Sometimes even I need a good kick in the ass.  Thanks for sticking around even when I was an ass and giving me a  good kick to it.

Joke!!

This joke is so lame but for some reason I just couldn't stop chuckling for a good 30 minutes.

One day Mr. Smith, the president of a corporation, called his vice-president, Dave, into his office and said, "We're making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara will have to be laid off."

Dave looked at Mr. Smith and said, "Barbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and three kids. I don't know whom to fire."

The next morning Dave waited for his employees to arrive.

Barbara was the first to come in, so Dave said, "Barbara, I've got a problem. You see, I've got to lay you or Jack off and I don't know what to do?"

Barbara replied, "You'd better jack off. I've got a headache."

"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - Albert Einstein